Superbowl XXXIX

Superbowl XXXIX (Philadelphia Eagles vs. New England Patriots)

GO EAGLES…

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Final Score :: Eagles: 21 | Patriots: 24

Wrap-up

Ok, the commercials utterly sucked. They sucked goat and cow titty simultaneously, and with conviction. There isn’t one that really stands out to me, and I blame the conservative FCC and the pressure of influence they put on companies and ad agencies to create family friendly, painfully anti-septic, sepia tone, mother fucking commercials. That’s all.

Now, to the game. The Eagles have lost. As a lifetime Philadelphian, I am used to it, but it still hurts, kind of. See, you have to be a Philadelphian to understand how and why this game hurts. Being only 23 years old, this is my first cognatively aware championship game, for any sport. The last time the Philadelphia Eagles were in this position, was in 1983, and I was only 2 years old. So you see, this game had immense significance to me.

I will not sugarcoat this. The Eagles choked, actually, Donovan McNabb choked. He looked as if he had not prepared for this game at all. Any Philadelphia Eagles fan could tell you exactly what the Eagles needed to do this game to win. Why have the coaches been unable to translate that message to their players, I do not know. #36, Brian Westbrook needed more touches, and not those piss-poor running drives up the middle, but more screen passes and jaunts down the sidelines.

Back to Donovan McNabb, he threw more interceptions in this game than I think he has thrown all season. I exclaim, WHAT THE FUCK!? That’s all I have to say about Donovan, he sucked, nothing more nothingless. A master of the world renoun, CHOKE MOVE.

So, here I go another 24 years to expect a Superbowl run. I hope I have it in me.

Please excuse my hasty posting. I know the game hasn’t been over a whole 5 minutes yet and I’ve already posted my feelings about it. I garauntee I’ll have more to say as my thoughts settle.

Related Links:

AdJab (Live Superbowl XXXIX Commercial Blog)
iFilm (Superbowl XXXIX Ads)
Full, uncut, GoDaddy Superbowl commercial
Big-Boys.com (More Superbowl XXXIX Commercials)

7 comments

  1. i remember a commercial for tabasco with a HOT HOT WOMAN. OH BABY BABY.. anyways :|

  2. P.S. whenever you feel bad, just remember that i have been a seahawk fan my entire life, and have never even seen them WIN a playoff game. in fact, ive only seen them play in the playoffs 3 times. that is sad.

  3. lol, the superbowl sucks.

  4. I thought the wardrobe malfunction one was the best of the commercials. The rest didn’t really wow me.

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